Friday, July 2, 2010

The Incoherent Phamramblings of an Overvacationed Phamperson

You ask yourself, "what does Johnny do all day when he's not working?" I bother my friends who ARE working on gchat.


me: my new fav thing at the moment

listening to "He lives in you" from the hit broadway musical The Lion King, and doing manual slide shows on facebook

very moving

Lauren: i LOOOOVE that song!

my fave

me: makes you appreciate the little things

like when hot friends go to the beach

Buddy: "Yesh, u r huge.sometimes u feel like yr gobba eat me."

9:43 AM me: was that me? in response to what?

9:44 AM Buddy: yes haha

you said, "shut up, fatty, barcelona"

9:45 AM i said "i know im fat"

then you responded with that

me: tru dat

11:10 AM d00d, it's only 1110

11:11 AM thomas: one hour down...6 togo!

11:14 AM i wish i was avatar last timebender

me: thomas just imebended a 30 min restroom break. he's getting good

*timebended

12:33 PM Lauren: what do you EVEN mean?

what is this timebending thing?

12:36 PM me: we're benders

he's timebending cuz his day is absolutely too long

12:38 PM http://rafaelnanet.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/appa.jpg

12:39 PM that's appa

he's a flyinng bison

Lauren: i hate so much about the things that you choose to be

SOOO MUUUUUCH

me: tres cute

12:41 PM isn't he adorbz?

Lauren: no!

i hate him

12:43 PM me: http://www.freewebs.com/simsimes/Totoro.gif

this is totoro, he's a forest spirit

you can sleep on his belly

12:44 PM Lauren: you are insane

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

me: he rides in this cat bus http://collateraldamage.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cat_bus.jpg

2 comments:

  1. Don't forget this gem.

    Johnny: tell her i'm getting back into dating
    tell the whole office
    this is a new johnny folks

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  2. This simply serves as proof that you annoy me the most.

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