blah blah blah and telephone - these songs were written about me cuz when i hit the clubs, i just wanna dance. stop calling me, i don't wanna talk.
morrisey - i'm the only person in austin who isn't interested. he reminds me of tiny tim sans ukuele.
vacation - i'm on expedia about 90% of my work day. my current options are hawaii for 6-700, orlando for 210, san diego 3-400, or lake conroe for practically nothing. If lake conroe is my destination, then i will spend the rest of my vacay funds on world phamous conroe prostitutes.
clash - i'm seeing clash of the titans on tuesday in 3d for freeeeeeeeeeee.
school - i introduced the theory of relativity to my students today. i asked them who comes first to mind when seeing "e=mc2." they responded, "mariah carey." i said, "ok, who else..." "(silence)." and did you know they stopped teaching cursive handwriting? and how to read analog clocks? next thing you know, they'll take away sex ed. and the theory of evolution...
blog - my sisters and i are keeping a private blog so that we are able to keep in touch. it's a pretty good idea. i would suggest it to all phamilies.
credit card - so i paid this mutha off in feb. unfortunately, citibank is an inept bureaucracy so i spent nearly an hour on the phone back and forth between departments trying to explain the sitch. annoying. they'll prob get bought out by chase soon...and then hopefully they'll be bought out by google!
missed test - because i was on the phone with citibank all morning, i had forgotten that i had a PPR certification test...so i missed it. and then i had to pay another 120 to reschedule it.
pool - i like my pool. i do not like the children that run around it. and i do not like the fact that i can't look in any direction without seeming like a pedo.
the title had nothing to do with the contents of the post. i just needed a pun.
I love reading your thoughts. Definitely always brings a smile to my face.
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