austin's park and pizza - every morning, i drive to work and pass by this magical, mystical wonderland. i want to go to there, immediately. this is one of the few "outdoorsy" things i will ever want to do, so you should take advantage of the situation. all access admission is 23 and all you can eat pizza buffet is 6.
bowling - i want so much to pwn LC in bowling. she is quite boastful about her pin plowing prowess, and mel and i are hellbent on taking her down a peg or 10. last week, i played with mel, her phamily, and thomas. in standard dramatic johnny fashion, i claimed that if thomas, who had a history of sucking, won against me, i would kill myself. he did indeed beat me, and tie me after that. i obviously lied. i'm too in love with myself for suicide.
pollen - spores have plagued austin. i think IT'S HAPPENING. the rapture that is. i knew those northface jackets would piss one of the higher ups off. i just didn't know it would get THAT high up. in retalliation, my body has released many many fluids.
russell peters - he is awesome. when i first heard about him, i thought he was funny, but not as funny as all of my asian/indian/mideast friends thought he was. i just thought they were being proud that one of us actually made it in comedy. i've seen outsourced and red, white, and brown. during outsourced, the superior show, i was laughing almost as hard as i was during chappelle's shows. his impersonations are very well executed. he also has very good improvisation skills. i can't wait to see what else he has in store for us.
songs - muse, gaga, fallout - I've been constantly singing one of these 3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPE9uSFFxrI - The Resistance by Muse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U - Telephone by Gaga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kqeNFUiksA - What a Catch, Donnie by Fall Out Boy
weekend of movies - last weekend, i watched a shit ton of movies. legion(tyrese had some really funny lines, but then they killed him off), inkheart(snoozefest), ninja assassins(bi rain is awesome), dragon ball evolution(pros: hot azngurl, cons: the entire movie), Ponyo(kawaiiiii!!), grindhouse(both movies funny), the spirit(very funny)
FMA, Naruto, Bleach - fullmetal alchemist is nearing its conclusion and it's getting better and better. it's not giving me the same feelings as the first imagining, but it's still excellent. naruto is finally off its fillers and back in the good ol' akatsuki arc. i hope naruto's sage training progresses quickly because i really wanna see ROCK LEE defend konoha. bleach is also back from it's awful fillers. i hope the vizard show up because i really enjoyed their origins arc.
upcoming purchases - tires-i need new tires! iphone-i really miss listening to my own music in my car, plane ticket-i need a vacation.
real-ationship - i am eerily content right now. i am not actively dating. should i be? i'm young...but i'm getting old. i'm supposed to have 3 wives. the first one for a full azn baby. the second for a half azn baby. and the third one is the keeper wife. maybe i should start now. if only i were larry king.
guns - today on bbs, amy was talking about purchasing a gun. i think i would get one, but i don't think i'd be a good enough shot to do any damage if a burglar were to enter my home. i'd prefer having an armed guard.
coffee - i bought hazelnut cinnamon. it's good.
cooking/gardening - i looked up how long it takes to grow an onion. too damn long.
luke(uggsface/creativetongue/clap/headshake/maracas/andhow?!), babies, puppies - Mel's nephew Luke does all of these wonderful things. go to her blog to see some pics. babies and puppies are too much work. no rush.
boston - buddy and mel are going to boston and leaving me here. everybody is going to boston apparently. it just seems really...erm...how do you say....white. when i think of boston, i think of larry bird. the kennedys. boston market. good will hunting. they love going on trips without me!
it seems like every time i save a draft of this post, close it, then come back, the spacing gets larger and larger.
anyways --- FEVER TIME ALL OVER YOUR FACE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1igxxVEPBc)
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